What am I doing? I'm multitasking
It's not going well but thanks for asking
I'm out on the highway and I'm not alone
Ten thousand drivers, all on the phone
I'm eating my breakfast, egg tacos and cheese
And steering my car with my elbows and knees
Sending an email while I'm on hold
Drinking my coffee before it gets cold
Texting a video for someone to see
While watching the news on my dashboard TV
Rush hour's a nightmare, a crisis is looming
A million commuters all gabbing and grooming
What should we do if we want to survive?
There's no way around it: let's hang up and drive!
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