The All-You-Can-Stomach Buffet

Whenever I need 
a gargantuan feed 
and a barrel of good Beaujolais 
I indulge, I confess 
in repulsive excess 
at the All-You-Can-Stomach Buffet

I'll have pork chops and fish 
several times if I wish 
I am such a discerning gourmet! 
I'll devour black-eyed peas 
thickly smothered in cheese 
and of course I'll save room for soufflé

Half the world may be starving 
but I'll still be carving 
roast beef for my seventh entrée 
Though I'm bloated, no matter 
I'll refill my platter 
it's the good old American way

Come, let's wallow in food 
get disgustingly crude 
moderation's so very passé 
We can all slake our thirst 
we can gorge till we burst 
at the All-You-Can-Stomach Buffet