Halloween

 
There are witches in the garden
It must be Halloween
A really scary bunch this year
The worst I've ever seen

There's a skinny headless horseman
with his head in a plastic bag
And a skeleton wearing a cape that's made
from a skull and crossbones flag

I can see a pack of vampires
drinking blood from filthy bowls
Surrounded by a surly mob
of goblins and their trolls

Tarantulas and scorpions
are creeping up the walls
The ground is thick with rattlesnakes
and anything that crawls

I've seen enough, I'm terrified
It's time to go to bed
Come sunrise I sincerely hope
that I don't wake up dead