Do Not Disturb

On my next vacation
(which can't come too soon)
I'm not doing anything
that starts before noon

I will not be bullied
or tempted with prizes
to get up and do things
before the sun rises

No hiking, no biking
no paddling canoes
no scavenger hunting
with baffling clues

Those sunrise activities
will just have to wait:
when I'm on vacation
I like sleeping late

Some say starting early
is simply superb
but the sign on my doorknob
says "Do Not Disturb!"